and then there is the not so pretty....

This store is another reason why I love Etsy.... there are some interesting people out there who are even MORE interesting when you let them create! I have seen some real pieces of "interesting art" on my other favorite site Regretsy, "a place where DIY meets WTF!", but sometimes you just come across someone whose shop makes you want to donate money to them to see a therapist. Take this listing for instance: 

Isn't that the funniest thing you have ever read for a jewelry shop?! And here are some of his policies... I don't think I have ever laughed so hard!

Welcome

this is garys shop. i make jewelry. i hope you like it

Payment

i only takes the paypal. i dunno how to do anything else. kevin made this for me.whatis this 8088 design thing. i better go talk to kevin. i just asked kevin he said its his business name but this isnt kevins business this is my business.

Shipping

i use mail. if any of you could tell me how to send jewlery through my comcast box i would be really happy.

Refunds and Exchanges

you break it, you buy it.

Additional Policies and FAQs

these necklaces took a lot of time and i am really proud of them. this site is not a joke stop asking me.

Well after seeing this shop and knowing that Treasury West will be opening up soon I couldn't resist making a Regretsy Inspired Treasury! So click here and prepare to be amazed that someone had the "uniqueness" to make these!
Enjoy!