"Bread is swell, but what I'm really excited about is eating jelly made from the blood of the innocent!"
Who needs self-esteem when you can have a free fashion book for chubbies? Also, proving that advertising weight representation has always been screwed up, the girl pictured is totally not chubby.
The family that guns together, has funs together.
She totally deserves it. Seriously, what kind of woman doesn't "store test" for fresher coffee?
Nothing wants to make consumers buy chocolate more than 5 faces of a sickly kid looking 5 different shades of miserable.
You better wash out your privates with Lysol, or your husband will install cartoon locks on the door.
"Pears Soap- now with such a soothing lather, you won't notice that your baby has gotten into a horrible accident!"
I have no clue who came up with these or more importantly- who they appealed to?! The last one and the Lane Bryant ads are the worst for me..... anyone got any more creepy vintage ads?
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Here's a good one I just saw today on Boing Boing:
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Thought you'd like it!
Loves Baby Soft!! How could they?? I gave some of that to my daughter (she's five), because it's a very innocent *perfume*. I don't want her anywhere near the word *sexy*!!
ReplyDeleteFunny post, though. :0)