1. Why does grass make cats and dogs throw up?
2. Why do kids suddenly have to go to the bathroom as soon as you get on the highway?
3. What is it abou black underwear and bras that make you feel so sexy?
4. Why is it that a bubble bath really does soothe and wash your worries away?
5. How come you end up hitting every red light and get behind every slow drive when you are really really in a hurry??
6. Where do sock gnomes live and what do they do with all the single socks they take?
7. Why do toymakers keep on making toys that DO lots of things but use less and less imagination? Don't they realize that kids favorite toys are cardboard boxes, wooden spoons, and paper towel rolls?
8. Why do makeup companies always discontinue your favorite color of lipstick just as you are running out?
9. How come sumo wrestlers wear such little clothing?
10. Why do kids fight against napping but adults would kill for a nap??
1: because grass takes multiple stomachs to digest. Which is why cows can eat grass and not puke it up. But felines and canines have issues with it and actually use it to clean their digestive tracts.
ReplyDelete6: she lives in my house...she only likes dirty socks. And if you check she puts them by the hamper for you.
8: if you bought the color more often they wouldn't discontinue it :)
Ah, good questions to ponder!
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